If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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