They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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