If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
it's great music for shaving your balls
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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