Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
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Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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