Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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