Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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