He is such a slut. More and more my type.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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