why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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