I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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