why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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