dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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