I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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What drink are we having for lunch?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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It was a blind-side dick pic.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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