thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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