I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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