There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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