feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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