I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just want nice things and good sex
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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