If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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