We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
When are your genitals available?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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