idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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