You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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