Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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