dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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