Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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