im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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