He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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