according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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