One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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