how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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