called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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