We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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