I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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