I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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