i barfeds in our rink
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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