so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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