After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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