you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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