is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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