38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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