I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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