If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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