North Korea, Best Korea!
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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