KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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