she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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