On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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