i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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