I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Watching her eat just hurts me
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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