What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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