is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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