This girl is more easily done than said...
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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