How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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