There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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