just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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