If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Couch. On fire.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize
